Which is even more funny considering how, in the Atlanta series, Carlo Martinez was bitching about how Acuna Jr. should have rounded the bases faster after hitting a home run because he felt that as a veteran, he deserved more respect from that damned young’un. So if anything, the Cards are looking like the “it’s fun…

Or Game of Thrones. Grand Maester Pycelle got his beard chopped off over that sort of shit.

They had one in the May/June area, but recovered from that to be 44-45 at the All-Star break, which meant due to general mediocrity, they were only 2.5 out of the division (in fourth place, but still...) and not much farther in the wild card. Then the All-Star Break happened, the season resumed and they went something…

Man, that “this is the situation the Steelers didn’t want to see” story here concerning Brown signing with the Pats didn’t age well at all. First, due to the Steelers looking to be in a trajectory where the LAST thing they’ll have to worry about is losing to the Pats in the playoffs. And second, due to Brown not even…

And when I heard the reason for his issues with Vasquez came from being upset that he apparently had his own rules that only applied to him, there I was thinking it had to do with baseball stuff and not his personal life. Stupid me!

And there I was in June, laughing along with everyone else at how dysfunctional and shitty the Mets were. And now they’re somehow still in contention and seemingly co-existing, while my team is utter trash, both on and off the field. YAY FOR SPORTS!!!!

THEY WERE STILL DOING MEDIOCRE IN JUNE!!!! Now, after the all-star break, hell, I’ve thought the season was over for about two months from all the effort they’ve shown...

It is always a great day when you’re a fan of a shitty franchise in sports that’s run by cheap-ass incompetents, but you do have one guy who is legit great...except that legit great player is a total creep and just got arrested because he wants to doink a 15-year old, so what the fuck? Getting to the point where the…

As a (sad) Pirates fan, I have two takes on this.

And what has he done to earn said money? Tried to freeze off his feet by improper usage of a cryo-whatever machine, threw a fit over his helmet no longer being deemed safe, apparently no-showed mandatory team stuff, threw a fit when fined for the no-shows, posted a video with a recording of a Gruden phone message…

What a great marriage between:

Shit, if I was an allegedly-skilled, faux-NFL quarterback like those guys, I’d jerk off to the flag, too, as long as that meant someone would keep handing me those big-ass paychecks to hold a clipboard and try to look like a “coach on the field” even if the starter ignores everything I say or do unrelated to handing…

That means the XFL goes out of business before it even plays a game because all their QBs immediately got signed by the NFL to fill holes.

Probably for the best Being associated with something as dull as NASCAR wouldn’t be good for Slayer’s image.

As a Steelers fan, this is always a bit awkward for me, since the team has been in that weird situation where they’ve had legitimately successful years recently, but I’m so spoiled and entitled that I’d come out looking out of touch with reality, bitching about an 11-5 or 12-4 season that ended with the inevitable…

Yeah, I’m used to reading the fan posts and trying to avoid laughing audibly in the office while doing so. I read Sam’s and it took even more self-control to not audibly sob at how utterly (and unexpectedly, after reading all the rest) depressing it was from beginning to end.

So, my guess will be “Valera! Delivering the POW Era!!!!” with so much vigor you can actually see the old-timey Batman “POW!” appear in front of your eyes.

So, to recap.

I mean, if Cyborg truly wanted to go somewhere she could have an easy fight, I think she’d be walking into Dana’s office to kick his ass in response to his general treatment of her instead of going to Bellator or wherever.

From what I read, after the game, he actually fucking was stupid enough to say in an interview that he was throwing high and up at him to send a message because of how Dietrich pimped his home runs a few months ago. That in combination with how pitchers on both of these teams LOVE to plunk each others’ batters likely…