Yeah, that Tyler Breeze grandstanding is like the tip of the holier-than-thou iceberg. First you apologize, then you apologize for the apology, then you have to apologize for how you apologized about the apology because you didn’t “make it positive” enough.

Dave deserved to get shit on (which he notes several times) but I think the issue is he’s now a victim of 2018's favorite pass time: GET PISSED OFF AND SUPER OUTRAGED with bile and fury before moving on to the next thing to get SO OUTRAGED about.

“by the end of his speech Saturday he was sweating all the way through his gold jacket”

The last time I cried at 3am was the first night home from the hospital with our newborn son. My stupid wife ate the rest of the cookie dough ice cream, and I got upset. Almost woke the baby.

I miss them both

Aw, You Guys, The Pirates Are Actually Trying To Get Better

As a 38 year old man, when I see this, I think two things:

1. Holy fucking shit thank whatever God anyone might believe in that I didn’t have the ability to tweet 20 years ago.

I’m not a God-fearing man, but I thank Him every day I didn’t have Twitter when I was coming of age.

It’s times like this that I’m glad I’m a Pirates’ fan and we have a great owner.

The good news is that Sarah’s now qualified for so many other jobs that require a straight face, like...

There’s only one acceptable replacement for Sanders: The statue of Buddy Jesus.

join the lottery for future Hardrocks.

“Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. I once saw a black dude getting dragged behind a truck, man.” 

I keep thinking “What if the Bucs had taken Machado instead of Taillon in that draft?  Would that have pushed them further in 2013-16?  Would they be in the same position as the Orioles now of having to trade him?”

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

I don’t care whether you’re chanting “Sev-en-teen, sev-en-teen” or “We can smell it.” The fact remains, you really need to stop creeping on those girls and go home.

“I asked a question, and someone answered! Punish them! I conceded and they let me! Punish them!”

Oh man, how great would that be if the new GMG failed too?

Because I am a fervent believer in recycling:

Making the sports guy in Peoria IL wear his mid-range Trump costume from the Halloween party while he makes his female co-anchor uncomfortable talking about balls? Say what you will, but no one’s knocking Sinclair Broadcast Group’s commitment.