Porzingis Shows Dingus His Finguhs

Jim Justice? Doc Holliday?

Columns like this are the reason I root for Kyrgios.

>Mike Hamersky, a self-described New York Knicks superfan

a few others before him had jumped to the old ABA after only one year

“I applaud this decision, WBNS.”

How unhinged do you have to be to verbally assault a teenager for using the one iota of agency that he has until he’s been out of high school for one year?

Those players really need a union.

The only thing worth taking away from this story is that there was a sequel to Big Dicks Little Asians. And I for one am glad they are picking up where they left off.

so it’s not entirely unbelievable that they slide in again and make things exciting.

Easier to hold the phone that way while eating hot wings with the other hand

I blame the kids, and the coaches, and the parents. Then the refs.

Fitting that this was recorded in portrait mode.

Expanding the show from 60 to 90 minutes was brutal, but there was something gruesomely entertaining in watching Barkley talk for five minutes about regions where he could’ve named three players, tops. I want somebody to take this to its logical extent and make him analyze the World Cup draw so we can learn about how…

90 minutes?!? Screw these guys. It used to be 30 minutes and they wasted little time. They’d show a region talk about it, then show another. This here is ridiculous. Leak it or whatever, but a better plan is for no one to watch the damn thing. Don’t be sheeple.

Mickey motherfucking Hatcher!

I went to Dunkin’ Donuts this weekend and ordered 5 donuts and 10 Munchkins. (They weren’t all for me, shut it.) I received 4 donuts and no Munchkins and had to go back to get the rest.

And the middle class assholes! Not rich enough to be showy, not poor enough to complain. Just...ennui.