“staff intern who fetches everyone coffee murdered a high school classmate or three”

The intern was Craig James!

At this point I’m just kind of waiting for the stadium’s groundskeeper to be outed as a human trafficker.

AND I AM THEEE RHOMBUSSSS

“He was fired up because he was losing and running out of time.”

He was fired up because he was losing and running out of time.

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

Me and Adrian Peterson would have been dynamic.

Obligatory.

Great blog, Albert, and perhaps an unintentional meta example of why we’re all so royally fucked.

There is also the D) people who know it is fake, but a dig against the other party is worth sharing no matter how outlandish. And if some people believe it then good because THEY deserve all shame real and fake.

And at any other time in recent US history, we’d both be laughing together at your comment.

Dear Jorge,

I’m an Aussie who should be rooting for him to succeed, but here’s my take: Kygios is that kid in high school who WANTS to brag about getting a good score without studying. He still thinks it’s cool to be seen to have unfulfilled potential. He plays up his non-dedication as much as JJ Watt plays up his dedication,…

He could be the World’s Strongest Man if he changed his name to Magnus. All the best WSMs are named Magnus.

Steve Sarkisian got four touchdowns out of Alabama tonight, but like so many other nights he needed a fifth.

“Nobody should hit anybody” says the agent of a professional football player

No point dropping money on a 6 month gym membership when you’ll stop after two weeks. Going out to the gym is hard. It’s too fucking cold in Chicago to bother going outside. Exercise at home and see how well you do. See if it’s something you can maintain. Bodyweight type stuff like pushups, squats, jumping jacks,…

You seem to know a bit about her, so honest question.

My mom owns me online constantly.