Brie’s peak usefulness in the WWE was when she and her sister were the eye candy escorting whomever was the weekly celebrity GM around backstage. And then they thought she should be an actual competitor and, whoa, things did go downhill from there.

Because I’m both vindictive and an asshole, if I was in this girl’s situation (with her personal point of view...if I actually had been in her situation, I’d have been overjoyed to know I’d be teammates with party animals) and did have pics of members of their team partying, I’d go full-on narc in one of those “if…

I agree with this. I watched it a lot from the late 80s (WWF Superstars and the UWF show right before they got swallowed up by the NWA) up to fairly recently (off and on), but find I rarely watch it now. With the reason for that mainly being that I primarily watch the WWE and I find myself feeling the beginnings of…

It’s relevant in the “obnoxious Bah-ston fans needing everything to revolve around them somehow” way! Man, I see two of them on this post, all pissy because Deadspin didn’t make them the focus of their evening blogging.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. Hell, a lot of my “never grew up completely” friends and myself still at least do the “gotcha” part (at least we did outgrow the punching, which is good because I get caught on that nearly every damn time...) Maybe it’s one of those “below the waist, it’s a punching, above the waist,…

They’re taking away the one thing that Buffalo fans can cheer for this year? Yeah, this ain’t gonna end well...

Huh, looks like it didn’t take long for my next-to-last sentence to become reality. Internet beefs: The most predictable beefs. Just need either Wagner or Portnoy to demand the other meet her/him in Temecula and we’ll have hit just about every stage.

That sums up a lot of how I feel about this ever-so-comical “war” between this site and Barstool. Portnoy is an ass. A savvy ass who knows there is a large niche for his brand of assholery, but an ass nonetheless. The comment sections of Barstool articles are cesspools to the degree that the most intellectual comments…

It is true that nuance and thinking things through are in short supply on the Internet. Hell, I have trouble maintaining my composure at times. I mean, just the other day on this very site, it took all my self-control to not issue a scathing statement concerning the utter lack of dignity one of the writers must have…

When I see those, my brain follows the same train of thought every time.

No one told him that Tyrod Taylor went to Cleveland and, as an average Buffalo fan, he’s more into constant binge drinking than following the team?

If you can cook a good burger, maybe you should pay a visit to introduce yourself and tell him how to live his life.

I feel like I’m a victim now that I just read his tweet-storm...

I feel bad for the next random athlete to get a free meal from a family friend, because after being this toothless over serious wrong-doing, they’ve got to be really eager to completely ruin some poor guy’s life over something frivolous.

At times like this, I really feel bad for members of the snake family. They’re always getting disparaged despite just being animals looking to find their way and survive in their own world. To be compared to college football coaches and their ilk is just going too far...

Cool with me. I like to be able to tell people that, even if I’m a near-mindless cubicle drone, I LIVE DANGEROUSLY!

Oh shit, I was getting ready to close my browser and go to a friend’s house, but I might need 45 minutes to get the laughter out of my system so I don’t wreck on the way over there now.

He finally found the source of the clubhouse leaks!

The over-the-top outrage some people do tends to wind up being beyond stupid and counter-productive more often than not. Unless what the person being piled on did was truly vile, the only thing over-the-top outrage, even after apologies have been made, will do is wind up making that person seem sympathetic in a “He…

Or told that he’s had enough for one afternoon and he should probably sleep it off so he’s sober in time for a late, LATE dinner.