That’s what I call the kind of pick-up line I’d use if I came to the decision that being single is so cool that I want to emphatically make sure I remain single for the rest of my life.

I thought “bad decisions” was the Lakers’ in-house nickname for Lonzo’s shot chart.

So, as a guy who admittedly doesn’t know much about how countries like Lithuania operate, quick question: Is there a definite possibility that LaVar ends up “disappearing” into a gulag after criticizing how his sons are being coached one too many times?

Oh, he is. This trade is just the thing he needed to make sure he can ride off into the sunset as THE Yankee legend. Ruth, Mantle, Gehrig, etc. could all play great and all, but none of them ever bought into another team in order to sabotage them to the Yanks’ benefit, did they?!??!? That is how to show you have the…

Very true, although the Andersons and Tully were a hell of a lot more badass than those security guards restraining Boogie. Making Durant more like the Miz, who sacrifices Axel and Dallas regularly so he can run away.

Since most of this was the same ol’ same ol’ “DURRRRRRRR....YOU A LIBEYRUL” mess of misspellings, horrible grammar and Breitbart-level logic that always comes up in Dead Letters, I’m giving my gold medal to Cameron D, for extensively lecturing David Roth on commas, while showing beyond a shadow of a doubt that he has…

Question: When it comes to the Rooney Rule, how clearly are things stated beyond the simple “need to interview a minority candidate”?

So, my question is to know whether:

Well, there is the small matter of OSU having three wins superior to anything Alabama did as far as resume goes, but I agree that getting blown out by Iowa isn’t a good look for trying to state a case for being a top-four team. This was a year with three clear-cut teams and, really, no fourth competitor that looked…

Huh, really? Man, all it took for me was to get two states screwed up and this has turned into quite the educa-mational experience. I’ll have to botch random facts more often if that’s going to be the case!

Oh jeez, I’m getting my deep south “what world is this?” states mixed up now. And I didn’t even start drinking at noon today, damnit!

That seems to tie in well with how (1) Arthur Blank is the main guy telling Jerry to shut the hell up because they’re paying Goodell and that’s that AND (2) there’s a good chance Georgia will elect a pedo to Senate solely because the other choice is a Democrat. The poor remaining poor because they’re stupid.

He might not be sane, but if he’s willing to call Trump a moron, he at least has one finger still clutching to reality.

So, we have Jerry Jones vs. Roger Goodell and, now, LaVar Ball vs. Donald Trump. It’s like we’re having an elimination tournament like March Madness, but for the crown of Most Horrible Person In America. I find this bizarrely awesome!

The Case Against Roger Goodell: Virtually everything. When your main saving grace is that the league you lead makes a shit-ton of money, you don’t have much to hang your hat on unless you’re Joe Lacob and delusional enough to believe that success is more due to your brain than the efforts of the athletes who actually…

If, as this story continues to progress, we don’t end up getting a seven-line headline containing 11 “suspended, un-suspended” pairings, I will never be more disappointed in the NFL’s judiciary branch.

I find it interesting that, in the eyes of the law in regards to NFL cases, hearsay (“He beat me”; “No I didn’t, you’re making false accusations”) is a very powerful and confusing factor that no single judge can agree upon how to handle in regards to justice. Meanwhile, actual scientific law as pertaining to the…

At least when they dare to take issue with the words of a white man. Mortal sin, that.

I saw someone post the Seahawk/Bennett “flag-burning” pic to FB a couple weeks ago. It was all I could do to muster the resolve to not openly use terms like “stupid fucking dipshit” and “if you actually think this is true, practice suicide”.

I guess I should have clarified that a bit -- yeah, those people I’m talking about all are more than pleased to constantly tell everyone how they’re boycotting the NFL, they don’t care what those players think and so on into infinity. Or, in one case (on Twitter), it’s a moron who said he hasn’t watched in 10 years…