All of which is bizarre to me, since those people tend to be, if anything, an exaggerated version of what they’re calling others. I’ve had online interactions with more than one person who has called left-leaning people snowflakes who need a safe space while:

Total truth. I grew up in a rural town that wasn’t remotely near diverse, so I grew up casually saying things that weren’t appropriate simply because everyone around me was like me. Went to college, where I met people of multiple races, backgrounds, beliefs and so on and, well it’d be a lie to say I QUICKLY grew out…

And the winner of the prestigious “Best Parody of a Comically Oversensitive Person” award goes to...

And fuck all our luck for not being able to watch the inevitable defensive stall-fest that occurs whenever the USA plays a legitimately good team in the World Cup and knows that their only chance to win is to play for a scoreless tie and hope they get a lucky bounce at some point. I will so miss being able to watch…

The last time I saw her do anything was a few days ago. She had some Twitter argument with Barstool’s Big Cat. Where she referred to him as “libcat” and seemed proud of herself for that wit. Regardless of how horrible she may be, I still felt pity, because that was so, so sad.

It’ll give Pitino a lot more time to watch his son coach at Minnesota, a school that will suddenly get a major influx of 5-star recruits due to some strange coincidence, of course. He’ll be SHOCKED if anyone insinuates it’s because of him, though!

So, if I’m ordered to go to court, I can just say this isn’t official business and skip it? Because I feel this is the moral to the story. If the team won’t let him hold court, why should any of us bother?

As an Ohioan, I know just what you’re saying. If you leave one of the major cities and you aren’t in the Athens/Ohio U area, you’ve entered RED STATE HELL where the voting goes about 70-30 in favor of whomever has the R next to their name.

With the way Durant is going all-out to wrest the crown from him in recent days, LeBron needs to up his game to stay Number #1.

I give credit where credit is due. You did a better job of deciphering that than I did.

I don’t know which was better: the “okenrub my penis” comment, which is pretty transcendent as far as ANGRY MAN emails go, or the one who told Samer that what he/she wants is scores from ESPN and not leftist bullshit, apparently never realizing that this isn’t ESPN.

I agree. And it was a very pleasant surprise coming that quickly after I read the ubiquitous “your an idiot” email and started to get the idea I wasn’t going to be seeing any responses from people who’ve actually read a book in their lives.

So, ESPN’s thought process:

Look, all I can really say is that, in my personal opinion, if you think it’s cool to send out an in-office memo with frequent use of “y’all” in order to sound “cool” and “personal” instead of corporate, you’re probably the sort of supervisor whom everyone working for wants to repeatedly punch in the face.

My take:

Since Owens is Canadian, I’m thinking we’ll have to spring for the $$$ to build a second wall now...

I’m not sure what (if anything) this says about me, but I just realized that in the grand scheme of things, whether Elliott is actually guilty or innocent means far, far less to me than the simple glee and satisfaction of knowing that, at least for one day, Goodell and his fucking precious “shield” essentially got…

You know, I had plans of submitting my own response for this, but gave up because my feeble little brain couldn’t come up with anything more than the infuriating, half-assed sort of bashing that’s little more than whining because the team is good, but just can’t get past the Patriots to save their lives, so they wind…

Does this mean that if a batter sucks against the curveball, but can hammer the fastball and gets struck out on three straight curves, he can call the pitcher a coward who was afraid to challenge him straight up with the heat?

Most likely scenario: Roger Goodell is the grown-up version of Robin Arryn from Game of Thrones.