Dang, and all I can think is that if Jesus had this “not doin’ a damn thing unless those peasants ask really nicely” mindset, my parents wouldn’t have forced me to do church stuff when I was a child. And if they still did, the New Testament would have been a LOT smaller, so at least I wouldn’t have to read all those…

Arya vs. Robin in a FIGHT TO THE DEATH. While the camera lingers on LF’s “oh...shit...” look of resignation as Robin fumbles his sword walking into the arena, she effortlessly butchers him off-camera.

Marrone might be pretty smart, with this philosophy of holding off on naming a starter until management gets him a real quarterback.

1. Read this.

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As a 1996 grad of Ohio, I remember those days of pure ineptitude. Not from actually watching the games — I usually got to about 1/2 a game per year, usually after drinking a lot before and planning to drink a lot more after — but just from the hilarity of just how bad they were. To the point that in one year, after…

Whoever wins the game gets to tell their families, friends and (more importantly) boosters about how their wily ass put one over on that other dummy. And, hell, someone might even believe them!

I agree. That’s the same form I boasted as a sub-.500 high school wrestler. Well, except for how he was able to get off his back after Miggy drove him down.

I agree with White needing to go. Other than “he’s the UFC guy!” notoriety, he’s a complete liability to the product with the way he dismisses or insults elite fighters simply because they fight instead of create spectacles while in action.

I vaguely remember the Hawkins one. Possibly the worst no-hitter in history, with the five walks and three errors (and four runs). Teenage me was mystified by that game.

When you consider minor details like how Giancarlo might have more homers in August than the entire Pirates team, you are correct. Oh well, if Pittsburgh is going to have the sort of season that brings me little to no joy, might as well suck the joy out of the souls of others, so I can at least warm my bones with…

Personally, I was glad to see Trent’s “I’m a complete asshole when I cheer for the Bills!” submission, because up to that point, I was starting to feel legitimately bad for Bills’ fans, as there was just an overload of pure, unadulterated sadness on display.

48754 times per practice. Complete with foaming at the mouth for 2/3 of that total.

Yeah, I can understand the “he did a crime, he paid a debt (whether one thinks said debt met the crime is up for debate, but he paid A debt), so let him get on with his life” thought process. I can understand the “sports should be a privilege and not a right, the crime he committed should bar him from that privilege”…

Look, I don’t want to be dissing you over the work you do to make these enjoyable, but I’m shocked you’re naive enough to think that Kroenke lost even one second of sleep over causing someone to suicide over him pulling the eviction card. Hell, he probably marked it down on his Bucket List checklist!

My question, since I’ve seen this point made before, would be: How much of this is Cersei suddenly becoming competent because the plot needs her to and how much of it is other people being competent around her, while she simply sits as queen?

As another Steelers fan, I 100% agree with this. In a way, it’s almost comical how teams are so leery of pissing off the “YEE-HAW!!!!!” contingent that they’re completely ignoring a guy who would be an upgrade over a decent number of starters and the vast majority of back-ups. Comical except when it’s my team and I…

I hadn’t considered Arya as that servant, but if so, that makes sense.

In a way, simply because the writers decided she had to go out getting the last word, so Jaime just stared at her for a bit and left instead of casually bringing up that her killing Joffrey led to a chain of events (Tyrion getting framed, Jaime freeing Tyrion, Tyrion killing Tywin, Cersei getting more power and trying…

Dagmar (Theon’s #2 who betrayed him at the end of their Winterfell occupation) stabbed him and Osha put him out of his misery afterwards.