I've actually told people a few times that life is not like Miami Ink - not everyone has a story behind all their tattoos, and even if they do, they may not want to tell anyone about it. I have tattoos and I can cover them or show them as I want to, and it's no one's right to get mad if I don't answer personal…

Same. I have a half sleeve and a few on my shoulder. I also have a septum piercing that's a very tiny small gold ring and a tiny diamond dermal piercing in the dip between collar bones. Never been a problem at work. The dermal piercing just looks like a floating diamond necklace. Most people think that's what it is.

It wouldn't be such a big fucking deal if those assholes didn't use the excuse. There's always people that fuck it up for everyone (sorry about your dad.)

Reminds me of the religion teacher who laughed hysterically and said "What?! Kaboom!" when I used the term "nuclear family" instead of her version, "nucleus family." Nuclear is the adjective form of nucleus and adjectives modify nouns, you harpy.

There is a special hell for every student I have who has ever used that as an excuse for not handing in a paper.

I had a teacher explain an "easy way to remember the difference between fiction and non-fiction":

Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction.

25 years old and I still tell this lie to my mother.

In 6th grade my Social Studies teacher told me that Russia was a communist country (this was in 1997). I corrected her; she told me I was wrong.

Heavily tattooed professional here. No one I work with knows I am tattooed, or am completed sleeved. I dress modestly and keep it professional. Tattooed people aren't always about being on display.

Racism is no longer a factor in America!

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Dolly is a shrewd business woman protecting her brand image. If I were a celebrity I would want to have a part of myself hidden away too. This doesn't make me admire Dolly any less.

AAAAHHHH some of these kids were/are my students!! I'm so proud.

Oh my god, the enunciation of the swears from that little boy! I've rewatched it 5 times and am still cracking up.

"Bionic body??"

there's nothing inappropriate about that photo - there, fixed that for you

I give a strong cosign to jada pinkett

FIFTEEN YEARS? I wouldn't put up with that childish nonsense for two whole days.

OMG, if people get my name wrong, they usually call me Jessica. It never occurred to me that it went both ways!