JENNIFERS WILL RISE UP AND RULE THE WORLD. Just you wait...

Jesus, the Jennifer/Jessica era was a long, dark slog. I can't wait for all of the moms of Sophias and Emmas and Avas and Olivias to fill up the comments insisting that when they picked their daugthers' names, they were the only person they knew who had even THOUGHT of that name!

Totally read "Popchips" as "Porkchops" and was very confused...

Good. I'm sick of people doing shit non-connected people go to jail for and getting no more punishment than a heavily-recommended resignation.

It's hard if you're a big company that wants to employ designers for less than half of the going rate for design. As a designer, I see a shocking number of people trying to hire for what is way, way less than what a talented, educated designer should be paid.

I make plenty of time for me.

Ex-fucking-cuse you?

This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.

Wasn't Morgan the model who was totally crazypants and wore one of the designer's creations out to a club the night before the runway show? She was a total nightmare of a drama queen.

I didn't find that funny. Awww, downer.

I keep seeing/hearing people reference how smart and funny Chrissy Teigen supposedly is on Twitter, but every time I see or hear anything from her it's always superior slut-shamey stuff like that tweet. And how she hates whores and sluts and whores.

Oh, I'm sorry... the card says "moops."

The fact that the Countess managed to leverage her privilege into a duet with Natalie Cole is downright offensive.

No. As an oldie I say to you, respectfully: damned if you DON'T, so do! do! do! Office Space is an object lesson (even if it's too old to be a milenial reference), and even if it's fiction and the real world doesn't always work that way - sometimes the real world works that way.

But don't take my word on it just…

YES. On the one hand, we get mocked if we study humanities and want to work in a non-profit and volunteer, and told we're unemployable and airy-fairy and can't grow up and take responsibility and sometimes being an adult means doing a job you don't like to get experience and pay the bills.

Yeah, a lot of people love to throw shit at Millennials but won't bother looking at who raised us and the messages they raised us with.

I had to click because I thought you meant Jodie was dating Anne Heche.

I tend to agree with this view. A few years ago, William Gibson published a novel called Zero History in which a (very minor) character is a model who leaves the industry and finds work in another field. Apparently, when Gibson was researching the book, he found an essay I wrote years ago here at Jezebel, because he…