Splinter is old and tired, a loser. Sad!

Just who exactly is this cabal who DC journalists who irresponsibly propelled Susan Collins into the titan of US politics that she is today? Are they the same ones we should blame for the rise and rise of Lincoln Chaffee and Olympia Snowe?

Tsk tsk, these post-game locker-room speech truthers.

I used to think America was the Beastie Boys around Ill Communication:

Not even ranked previously, make strong move right to the top. Not sure what it is, but they really don’t seem to like you guys (despite all the help you gave them!). Unclear if Deadspin will be considered “Press” (ED: I hope not, as I’d really miss the Dick Joke Jambaroo)

Bernie was a garbage candidate who survived only because the Clinton campaign was too afraid of alienating millennials to do even the slightest negative attack on him.

This has been your daily dose of White People’s opinions. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of White People’s opinions. Do not mix alcohol in excess with White People’s opinions. If you exceed your daily does of White People’s opinions, induce vomiting.

But most of all, fuck people who think like that.

The new Most Interesting Man in the World has unorthodox methods, but he can finally add “Fought a Zebra in Brazil” to his list.

benghazi

That baby might have been a member of ISIS.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

You’ve got it.

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

Don’t think it would have helped you last weekend, bro:

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Should have grabbed her by the pussy, bro! (*)