This is the first honest thing Trump has said and now everybody is like ‘whoa this guy seems like a loose cannon’.

This is MX-410. He is canon.

IT’S JOHNNY FOOTBALL TIME!!!!1

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I wonder how many people even know what their car alarm sounds like? Car alarms probably only get shut off when people get angry enough to confront their neighbors about the neighbor’s car alarm, only to find out that it was their own.

This series is a boring sequel to 500 days of Kristin.

The only purpose a car alarm serves is to make people mad at the car’s owner.

The video of them stealing the Wrangler really goes to show how useful car alarms are, and how much people pay attention to them.

This is why I bought a stripper Jeep Wrangler. No Uconnect to hack, no power windows to break, and a manual ftw.

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

I am stocking this take and the replies from all the Barca fan boys and that should be enough to heat my house throughout the winter.

Even when the proceeds from that museum go to providing young children with food and proper health care to help a generation of children from Madeira move off the island?

Buy your own plane, dickhead. It’s fucking public transportation. Suck it up, wanker.

fuck you

You sound like a ton of fun. Where are all these friends that you are flying to visit with your accepting, non-judgemental attitude?

Only a 20-something member of Generation Whiny Dipshit would think that having to split up from your travel partner and ride in the back is a tragedy.

Dork Elvis, Prince of Sabermetrics, Lord of Sloan - marvel at his wonderful achievements:

Rockets/Morey fan here, but I wonder if sabremetrics has its limits in basketball, where (to Redford’s point) you can have all the “right” pieces ... but if they’re all square pegs, what does that get you? (a .500 record and a first-round exit)

Have we learned nothing? Who are the people of Austin to make this decision? You call the school what he WANTS TO BE CALLED.