It’s not like any of those things. Your comment is like saying my comment is like a cotton strawberry shortcake with bacon and a toll road.

I still don’t understand the point of the damn things. Anything I can do with them I can do faster with my phone.

Okay, what? Back in 1989 when 900 numbers were a thing (are they still a thing?), one for Santa would tell kids to hold up the phone to the TV and the commercial would play the tones for the call. Outrage ensued ( http://articles.latimes.com/print/1989-03-12/business/fi-1300_1_dial-it-telephone-services-reach). If…

I’m in favor of these ad campaigns. If you’re naive enough to have one of these things in your home, you should have it hijacked fir advertisements.

NICE TRY STEF IM STILL GONNA ROLL COAL CUZ THIS SHIT AINT GON HAPPEN TO NO NASCAR RACE AND NEVER WILL CUZ AMERICA RULEZ CUZ JESUS LOVES US AND OUR GUNS AND OUR TRUCKS HELL YEAH.

Maybe if people didn’t go so overboard with stats-worshipping, players wouldn’t be so brazen about stats-padding.

This is insulting to children and babies.

I know. It would be like paying to go to a show on Prince’s Piano and a Microphone tour and finding out he was just going to sit on a chair at the side of the stage while Morris Day played the piano and Carmen Electra sang the songs. You’d have no right to feel ripped off, right? You had Prince, a piano, and a…

That’s what a shark gets for not unionizing.

And yet, this isn’t as embarrassing as the Knicks just now having allowed the Nets to score 39 points in the 1st quarter.

Due to his effective, albeit at times dirty, style of play that translates well to foul weather, mud pile is expected to attract interest from Premier League clubs during the transfer window.

Has nobody yet mentioned the strange case of the Ronaldo inflation in soccer? You had:

Y’all are all like “where’s the trades ,why no trades”. But then someone actually makes a trade and everyone’s like “y’all be dumb, that was a dumb trade LULZ”.

IT’S FUN TO SEE DIVAC QUOTES TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT

It’s an incredible value, yes, but it’s not nearly as incredible a value as it once was.

They’re both lying and acting like entitled goobers. That’s my point. Oakley went to a section he wasn’t supposed to be at — security tends to stare at you when that happens. Oakley doesn’t own the building - if Dolan wants to enact petty, small-minded rules, that’s more evidence he’s a chump, but that’s his right.

an injured Willis Reed unexpected limps out of the players tunnel and, as the crowd goes wild, totally kicks Nolan’s ass.

Well, I don’t know about “control” of the narrative, but all this confirms that I’m neither on team Oakley or team Dolan — they’re both acting like assholes.

Dolan is a too-typical kind of incompetent: following the well-trod path of the entitled, bumbling, petty, vindictive son of a successful founder (Charles Dolan)…