It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

Don’t think it would have helped you last weekend, bro:

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Should have grabbed her by the pussy, bro! (*)

This is the first honest thing Trump has said and now everybody is like ‘whoa this guy seems like a loose cannon’.

Gunning straight for that HR settlement no doubt. I read it more as a pop culture reference joke than a rape joke.

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways…

So the guy apologizes multiple times for the joke and she keeps escalating it? I wouldn’t make a joke like that at work because it isn’t appropriate, but if someone apologizes while stating they will not do it again; it should be over right then. No need to escalate it right to the CEO without going through your…

This is MX-410. He is canon.

IT’S JOHNNY FOOTBALL TIME!!!!1

42.

I wonder how many people even know what their car alarm sounds like? Car alarms probably only get shut off when people get angry enough to confront their neighbors about the neighbor’s car alarm, only to find out that it was their own.

This series is a boring sequel to 500 days of Kristin.

The only purpose a car alarm serves is to make people mad at the car’s owner.

The video of them stealing the Wrangler really goes to show how useful car alarms are, and how much people pay attention to them.

This is why I bought a stripper Jeep Wrangler. No Uconnect to hack, no power windows to break, and a manual ftw.

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

I am stocking this take and the replies from all the Barca fan boys and that should be enough to heat my house throughout the winter.