Even when the proceeds from that museum go to providing young children with food and proper health care to help a generation of children from Madeira move off the island?

Buy your own plane, dickhead. It’s fucking public transportation. Suck it up, wanker.

fuck you

You sound like a ton of fun. Where are all these friends that you are flying to visit with your accepting, non-judgemental attitude?

Only a 20-something member of Generation Whiny Dipshit would think that having to split up from your travel partner and ride in the back is a tragedy.

Dork Elvis, Prince of Sabermetrics, Lord of Sloan - marvel at his wonderful achievements:

Rockets/Morey fan here, but I wonder if sabremetrics has its limits in basketball, where (to Redford’s point) you can have all the “right” pieces ... but if they’re all square pegs, what does that get you? (a .500 record and a first-round exit)

Have we learned nothing? Who are the people of Austin to make this decision? You call the school what he WANTS TO BE CALLED.

Every news outlet in the world (including Deadspin) right now has some version of “Old man goes out with 60!” on its front page in block capitals, and then a much smaller headline with “Warriors break record”.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

Porno is the singular form of porn.

...cream cheese, proper hugging technique, beer cans, Kobe.

Love Marcello with the helpful wave “Quick get over here before he’s pissed off not enough of the team came over to celebrate with him.”

And when they retire, people will finally stop bitching about whom is better. The correct answer is both. They are insane. They each have their own strengths, but both of them are so exciting to watch and have been so far above their competition for over a decade (which is insane).

UPDATE THIS SHIT HE DID IT AGAIN

Just for everyone’s information, Messi has 24 goals in 23 games so far in 2016 for Barcelona. (Ronaldo had 19 goals in 20 appearances before tonight in 2016). Messi does not seem that tired or gassed. It was only in February that Ronaldo stormed out of that press conference after being questioned about his poor form.
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Schurrle this won’t end 2-2.

It depends on what rules you play by. If you play by 2016 rules, Warriors in 5. By 1996 rules, Bulls in 5.

Dennis Rodman would quickly become unplayable under the 2016 rules—nobody would guard him at all. Warriors would swarm the paint, since the Bulls have barely any competent 3 point shooters outside Kerr (MJ: 33%…

We can make fun of him all we want, but tomorrow morning he’s going to wake up living in Tahiti.

What most annoyed me about Hinkie and his Stans was that they never defined what a successful outcome to the process would be.