It was probably a large bird of prey of some sort. It probably (unfortunately) had the head in its beak while flying over and bit down a bit too hard.

I survived my operation! Everything went pretty well, now it’s just healing time. I’m cozily ensconced on the chaise lounge with blankets, a puppers, an almost-done cross stitch, and TGBBO on the TV. (I’ve turned my mom onto it and we’ve mainlined two seasons in as many days. Next up - Masterchef Australia!) Thanks to…

This is extremely disturbing. I’m only posting here to ask for advice. TW: Animal abuse/death.

Finally starting to feel competent and like my old self after wrecking my knee on a trampoline in March. I never knew I could be so happy to put 30% of my body weight on something.

Finally slept last night with the help of delicious codiene cough syrup. Our daughter lives with us so looking forward to tons of sweet baby cuddles when they come home tomorrow.

I know a lot of Jezzies have experience in this area and I need advice. When did you know it was time to put a loved one with dementia in a nursing home?

I’m having a bad ‘my fiance has stage iv cancer’ week. Not a lot of feeling hopeful and a lot of spontaneous crying. I do not feel like we got this. Oh by the way, I also probably gave him mono and I feel terrible about it. Please send me your cute animals.

With Mother’s Day coming up tomorrow, I just wanted to share the story of when I was eight and my mom threw a can of creamed corn at me in a grocery store. In her defense, she did yell “Here, catch!” as the corn was halfway through its trajectory; just in time for me to look up, ensuring it hit me square in the face.…

I feel as though we have been living the plot of some dramatic film for the last few weeks. But all this is true.

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

Horrific.

YES. Between bees, ants, sticks, rocks, chemicals and the sun, naked gardening sounds like something you’re sentenced to.

https://www.morganlewis.com/news/chambers-partners-names-morgan-lewis-as-russia-law-firm-of-the-year

I work as a secretary for a school (K-6th) today we received the President’s Education Award Certificates. Signed by trump and Betsy Grizzly Adams Devos. There was a bright sheet of paper attached stating “We are unable to provide letters of congratulations at this time” or some bullshit. Basically printed out…

Two things about the law firm:

i think they do and congress will look for violations of Presidential Records Act i’m sure....has there been a ruling about his deleting tweets yet?

Melissa is GOLD!!!!! It’s going to be glorious. Make SNL Great Again!!!!

I’m going to miss Melissa when Spicer inevitably is quired (quit/fired).

I’m unbelievably jealous of the people that got to experience this IRL.

women are making this nation worth saving