Also as a woman in tech, you have to be aggressive to get ANYONE to listen to you and get anything done.

two of the teenagers, aged 14 and 15, were turned in to the police by their parents

FEEL YOU. I was about a 34C most of my life and gained weight the last few years and got up to a 38DD. But here’s the fucked up part - I’ve recently lost 20 pounds AND THEY HAVEN’T GOTTEN ANY SMALLER! Noooooooooooooooo!

I hear ya, I had Sudden Breast Growth in my thirties, and I hate having bigger boobs. This is pretty common I think! Unfortunately, we can’t return ‘em.

I went up a cup size to a 34C. I’m so mad right now since this means I have to buy new everything. I never wanted bigger breasts. Very first world problem but yeah.

I’m rewatching Buffy the Vampire Slayer once again. I’ve got my glass of Apothic White, but I’m up to the best/worst episode, The Body, so gearing up for the feels... Such a crazy concept show that really digs deep. Too bad so many haven’t seen it, or think it’s a merely a chick show (said some of my friends, boo).…

Ladies....I gots a man. A good man. A hardworking, loving, understanding, hot as hell, man. He officially asked to be exclusive Christmas Day. I really had given up hope. I’ll be turning 30 this year and it feels good to know he’ll be by my side *fingers crossed* Basically, don’t give up!!!

My poor puppy hurt his eye this week (grit under the eyelid, according to the vet) and had to wear a cone for 48 hours. He was very unhappy but stupidly cute, so I am making everyone look at pics (sorry to GTers who already got spammed!). Buster is the darling boy in the cone; Sophie, my other dog, is the adorable…

What really happened is that the carjacker was actually the valet guy, the gas station was a restaurant and the only reason Ben Carson ran after him was because he left his wallet in the car.

Awesome! :D

I agree that he probably won’t face much actual consequence, which is a fucking bummer. It could be great though, in terms of putting the final nail in the coffin that is his reputation. I hope having a formal arrest and D.A. charge will help to change the minds of people still holding on to the idea that Cosby is…

Me, right now:

What is news headline I never thought I'd ever read for $10billion, Alex.

So happy to hear that little douche was found. I thought his defense was b.s. when I first heard it and he deserved the book thrown at him. Mom is just as bad.

Not the kind of bang he wanted.

Dude - that s NOT what "blow me" means.

Aside from getting sick as hell, I got Super Mario Maker for the Wii U, Yoshi’s Wooly World (Wii U) the new Zelda game for the 3DS, some cute new PJS, an awesome sloth shirt, a Rush shirt, other clothes, a ton of cash, $120 to my fave Japanese restaurant, some yummy perfume, and kitty cuddles. I’d send it all back for…

My sister and I always use one measurement when buying gifts for our nieces - we go for MPAV (maximum parental annoyance value) every year. One year we brought them belly dancer scarves (the kind with dozens of fake metal coins sewn on) from our trip to Egypt. They make noise if you even look at them. We totally won…

I got an external hard drive, Barnes & Noble gift card, cash, and candy. And an extremely passive-aggressive display from my mom wherein she called me fat and repeatedly expressed her disappointment and unhappiness that I didn’t get married to the guy I was engaged to for a month 14 years ago.