Christmas Day was yesterday here, it was just mum, the cat and me so it was quiet and easy and pretty stress-free. Didn’t hear from the evil ex which was a relief. Now to go to the beach for a swim, avoid the Boxing Day crowds and enjoy the cricket. Merry Christmas, everybody!

“Prithee, Lucretia, watch me nail this luckless bastard right between the eyes.”

I particularly like the expression of the woman with the archer’s veil wrapped up on her head. She’s like are you fucking kidding me Jessica who do you think you are rn

No, I think... maybe... Quick sand. Yeah.

Like this? (From here)

Ask and ye shall receive...

“Your parents hated other people more than they loved you. Now go play!” So fucked up.

SPIKE WAS MY SEXUAL AWAKENING. From ages 11-13. Like that SNL song with Elizabeth Banks. i first felt horny 2 u, james marsten (with a british accent solely)

No accent other than a bit of a New Jersey drawl. It was better when he didn’t speak anyway. Duuuuumb.

Maybe I’m biased because I did the Disney College Program. I’m not as obsessed with Disney as much as someone who would use Mouse Mingle probably is but honestly, they aren’t hurting anyone. I don’t understand the hate. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sometimes I don’t know if it’s hate so much as complete and total disregard. I don’t really think people sit around thinking about evil things to do to women. I just think they care so much about the “killing babies” narrative that they simply do not notice how it affects women. They just do not give a fuck. Women are…

I’m here tomorrow! Don’t know what’s happening after that, but you can follow me on Twitter or check out my work at Uproxx.

I wish Friday were a holiday.

mass layoffs at gawker and jezebel http://www.theawl.com/2015/11/accoun…

Me neither.

You are grossly overestimating the costs of making pancakes at a place like Denny's.