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If you’re an older virgin, you probably know what’s up. Picking that ish up by osmosis at some point. My hope is in the fact that if you’re in your mid-late 20s or 30s and have been waiting to have sex for non-religious, non-forced societal reasons, you likely know exactly what you’re looking for and if a dude like…

I know, right? If you’re going to do a selfie in a mirror at least look up AT the mirror the second you press the button. Otherwise it’s just a bunch of pictures of you looking at your phone.

oh sure when this guy makes his own cheese he get 1.2 million views on youtube but when I make yogurt from the flora in my vagina everyone is all “gross” and “that’s disgusting” and “no you cannot sell this at trader joes”

Well this is a story of my grandfather at a moment of great family sadness and pain.

Yeah it’s going to be a lot for him to Behr.

MoschinBRO. BROschino?

There is only one acceptable non-Rocky use for this song...

Needs more Christopher Columbus and Algebra. The only thing I really remember about school is that we learned about Christopher Columbus every fucking year in time for thanksgiving.

This is about my twin sister. First day of school, she was in second grade. A boy named Ricky started picking on her. Pulling at her hair, slapping, kicking and terrorizing her. She was scared but nobody did anything. The teacher just told Ricky to stop it but he continued. He was big and an asshole. He grabbed her…

I basically babbled. Something along the lines of, “I’m so glad he has such an open minded and loving family, but I’m not a sex worker and I really only know him from the amazing stories my new coworkers tell me. I’m so sorry for your loss, and I’m sure I would’ve loved him but maybe not that way but maybe that way…

As I stated in my own comment, a 25 year old living with their parents is not inherently a sign of abnormality, arrested development, an unhealthy attachment to one’s parents, or any other negative thing. It can simply be economic circumstances. Or it could be other things that don’t mean the person is unhealthy in…

Found ‘em

I agree with you. I know the article says, “I know you guyz have already seen this, but...” But I haven’t seen it. I could I guess, but I haven’t. It seems weird to see someone’s penis when they didn’t want you to. He seems like a good sport about it, but jeez.

There’s no need to bring race into this. little kids are brats, no matter what color their skin.