lol fuck off with this. there’s nothing wrong with having a nanny. there are shitty parents with nannies and shitty parents without nannies. this is malarkey.

Qualuudes. Too soon?

Well shit! And here I thought he was nice.

SHAKING BAD

But it might give mah behbeh de Autizms!!!

This is both horrible and also 100% less horrifying than I was expecting a story containing the words ‘dog flipping’ to be.

I am 32 years old. And I own three plush minions. The ones from the original Despicable Me movie.

I LOVE THE MINIONS AND I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE

This is the type of situation I am talking about when I refuse to give road head. I do not want to die with a dick in my mouth.

Oh, ok. Let me see if I can edit my post.

Apart from a few cancer forms the majority of cancers are not correlated to a certain life style. Learned this the hard way this year when my mother passed away suddenly of an aggressive cancer. She was the healthiest human being, didn’t use make up, didn’t use deodorant, hair spray etc, ate super healthy (none of…

This is the part of the movie where the fearless, intrepid reporter starts calling sources and losing signal right before they tell her something big. YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE, KATE. Find the truth!

In amazes me that people continue to start rants with “Dear White People”.. as if that’s not the single best way to get people to stop reading

You just described it perfectly.

What’s worse is she’s comparing being accused of drugging and raping people to the backlash she received after that awful sketch she wrote for Ted Danson to wear blackface at an NAACP event where she was the honoree. She’s standing up for accused rapist because over twenty years ago, her jokes didn’t land.

Wow, way to make the whole situation about you, Whoopi! Her narcissism is off the fucking charts. “Mel Gibson can’t be a racist, because he’s never said anything racist to my face.” “Cosby can’t be a rapist, because people have made snap judgments about me in the past.” Ugh, she disgusts me.