I have kable but I have never seen the show and even I know he is a krap head. Krist, it must now be impossible for anyone to eskape the klutches of the Jendashian empire.

Matt Damon with a weave: Would. Oh dear lord I would. I mean, the man says things like this, so how can you not?

Come on VH1. You can’t compare either of them to KIM FUCKING POSSIBLE. This is one of few Disney stars who actually transitioned into adulthood well.

Also, some people don’t want the same spotlight as Miley or Shia. This was the ENTIRE POINT of the show that made Miley famous. I for one would rather not be in the news…

You Canadian weirdos!

She’s speaking from personal experience. We all cracked up super hard when she dropped that line.

They knew they weren’t having sex with their spouses. They had actually been openly flirting when we wandered through the woods behind the house after the wedding (there was a tiki torch lined trail to a garden in a clearing....it’s a weird place) but I assumed they were just drunk and their significant others didn’t…

[created a burner just to tell this story so please kind people, pull me out of the grays!]

OK. I’ll bite.

For some reason while reading this story, the image of Xenphilius Lovegood telling the kids about the Deathly Hallows, as if there’s some sort of logo for when you’re able to nail two brothers and then find a man who thinks that’s hilarious.

I have two friends from college who got together after graduation and got married a few years later. After their rehearsal dinner, I slept with the bride’s younger brother (a highlight: we’re grinding away when all of a sudden I jump up, run out to the porch of his room, naked, to throw up in the parking lot—I learned…

Back in the 80s, a friend from college invited me to be her bridesmaid. We lived hundreds of miles from each other, and had only exchanged brief letters in the years since graduation. I shouldn’t have accepted, but I thought it would be fun to see her and the people we used to hang out with.

Not exactly my hookup...but I was in my best friend’s wedding and so was another good friend of ours. We were all very VERY close, they were my main girlfriends. You know, go get coffees, do our nails, talk about boys, drinks and sleepovers. Close. Now, my friend (the bridesmaid) was the flirty type and always had…

This wasn’t “crazy” but it did give me a giggle. My California friend married a guy from the UK so he had a lot of English friends and family in town. I ended up going back to the room with one of the buddies and as we were in bed, nearly naked, obviously headed to bonetown he says, apropos of nothing “I went to…

THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE.

(I promise this is about sex. Hang in there)

This was not my hook-up but I witnessed the hook-up.

In some other timeline where I didn’t step in, my friend might have had a good crazy wedding hookup story to contribute. She and a super hot (although in retrospect maybe he was just British) groomsman were drunkenly making out a bunch at the reception, and as we were about to leave, he was definitely insinuating that…

I was a bridesmaid in a close friend’s wedding. Got to the rehearsal, noticed that her three-years-younger brother had gotten SUPER cute since I last saw him, brought him back to my place after the reception and showed him a REAL good time. He ended up spending the night with me and trying to sneak back into the hotel…

Going through the rest of the posts, I was beginning to think I was the last adult on Earth that didn't drink. I can't understand why so many people think alcohol = fun. It's almost as if they are incapable of having fun unless they get so dunk they vomit and can't remember what they did.