Go to bed, Mr. Trump. You have a big speech tomorrow, and don’t want to waste your “A” material on Kinja.

His mom already suggested pulling an “Eli Manning” earlier this month.

No, it has the Chargers.

Wrong!!!!!

This is stupid and a waste of time.

“I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he’s fuzzy, get out of here!” - Mitch Hedberg

A very Niese job by the Mets in beating the Red Birds.

MRSA YIPS is an anagram of Irsay PMS.

If he wants to kick balls between the uprights, maybe he should consult Draymond Green.

You purposfuly wake up your kids in the middle of the night?

Yeah, you don’t actually have kids.

It is when I burst into my kids room in the middle of the night to scare the shit out of them.

I almost feel bad for the University of Michigan and all the players who feel inclined to write in run on sentences when decommiting but I feel the worst for all of their high school english teachers who probably tried to teach them what punctuation marks go where when constructing a proper sentence.

I would love to see that note. Seems like an easy way for him to get out of the commitment or a rival recruiter playing a trick. Spelled both his names wrong? Lets not forget we are taking the word of a 17 year old boy on this matter.

That might be the funniest comment I’ve ever read.

The solution is to host them in a city with a stable, relatively corruption free government, suitable existing transportation infrastructure, and that has most of the venues already built. That limits the IOC’s options but if they cared about actually helping people and not bilking them out of billions then that is…

I love the first photo.

It’s as if a man who has endured a life of head trauma and growth hormones doesn’t make the best decisions. Huh.

Half yard away from the playoffs is cratering? Fuck outta here.

Damn, it’s getting a little dusty in here...

I can undo all of that with one short sentence: