No Gareth Bale does not play for England. He was, however, set to play for Great Britain at the 2012 Olympic games until injury kept him out.

Scotland is a part of Great Britain. If you’re going to be a humorless pedant, at least do it right.

Any other bigoted stereotypes youd like to employ?

Pro-tip: when painting with a broad brush, you should be damn sure it is correct.

No wheels are on the grass though

“Like I told Zeke this morning, don’t worry about any of this, they don’t make batteries domestically anymore”

- Emmitt Smith

Nah, NY takes credit for North Jersey stuff. See, e.g. Giants, Jets, Red Bulls.

how does a mug shot confirm racist stereotypes? That’s an amazing jump in logic

“I was at a casino, standing by the door, and the security guy came over and said, ‘You’re gonna have to move. You’re blocking the fire exit.’ As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.” - Mitch Hedberg

You seem like you’d be fun at parties ;)

Yes. Because that’s the biggest takeaway from this story.

the chargers are the guy who offers 1$ in the classic game theory experiment and are furious when the other party declines

This is stupid and a waste of time.

They were 12-4 two seasons ago, most of your narrative could only be applied to last season, and if you think someone seeks out broken collarbones, your house might be missing some paint chips.

Cowboys and their fans are 100% bought into an unproven QB and already calling him The Truth and insinuating he’ll lead them on the path to glory?

That's called Monday.

What happens when the airline loses your luggage on the way to the award ceremony:

They say Pierre-Paul may seek as many as seven digits.

Ready for the full Arsenal Champions League Group Stage Experience:

Look at that face. More like drugged-out! Haha!