He was given two years to live in 1963. This is a life well earned by any measure.

married to the leader of a far-right activist movement.

Don’t you mean ‘Stupidity’?

$2000-$4000 for that fake horse seems like a good value.

Stop trying to make this guy you made up a thing, A.V. Club.

Still not funny. He’s like Red Skelton for Millennials

“What’s that old saying about sex being like pizza? Even when it’s bad, it’s still good?”

Only for men. When sex is bad for women, they have a lot of pain (30 percent of women report pain during vaginal sex. Imagine the outcry if 30% of men had pain.). Bad sex for men is like a 7/10, for women it’s 4/10. Same words,…

So would the VP.

Get out of here, AV Club. You don’t want no part of this shit.

He’s the showrunner. 

Listen to the Stooges sometime

I have also heard that his dad is a hypocrite that smokes 2 packs a day.

We need to convince him that People doesn’t nominate standing presidents. Might speed up the resignation. 

I’m suddenly starting to reconsider my application to be president of Kentucky.

What a bunch of dildos.

And somehow less racist

Pere Ubu, Dub Housing — I’m much more familiar with The Modern Dance and their earlier singles when it comes to this period, so it was interesting to re-listen and hear this has more pop- as opposed to rock-based material but also more ominous soundscapes. The two combine brilliantly on Caligari’s Mirror and Codex,…

Settle down, PeeWee

Better yet, just act like a normal person and masturbate in your sweatpants at the movie theater.

I won’t kill you but if we’re ever on a car trip together I will probably play that song loud and sing along.