No I’m not! Fuck you!

Bin Laden For A Penny, Bin Laden For A Compound

I’m not sure he really does, to be honest.

I do like that Kellyanne Conway understands that the scariest thing she can be for Halloween is herself.

Just for fun go read the comment section of the same article on Jezebel.

Is that allegedly you, Mr. Woods?

2+2=5.

Except maybe a deodorant stick.

1987, high school freshman me (wrongly) feeling cool to be at the SDSU Student Union to watch a very small show of TMBG touring behind the debut album and feeling like I had discovered the coolest thing that no one else knew about.

They say my dad is in a better place.

He finally got outed as being Ted Cruz, remember?

RIP, Savage Love comment section.

It allows minors to matriculate all over its rotundas

I mean, the only REAL way to memorialize him is to pound one out to a grainy oversaturated picture of a woman with a massive bush and torpedo-tits laying on a bearskin rug.

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

Sometimes a legend goes out with Street Fighter and it seems so unfortunately ill fitting. Sometimes they go out with Lucky and it’s great.

Yeah, seriously, Trump is losing a war of words with a country whose foreign policy is a mix of issuing angry nonsense insults and firing missiles into the sea.

So this is nice slam on a garbage movie. Why the hell is it being published at 11 p.m.? Or, I suppose, 10 Central time? It seems like there has been a weird publishing schedule post-Kinja, where stuff just gets tossed up whenever because hey, it’s “content.” That’s bullshit. Put Shep McAllister’s horseshit juicer ads…

Faygo = Bottled Violence.