One of my favorite lines from No Country for Old Men is when Woody Harrelson’s character asks Josh Brolin’s character for the $2 million.

*Lone tear running down cheek*

Sad songs are like nature’s onions.

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!

Stupid Kinja.

Seeing “articles” like this on the AVClub confirms it’s over.

Seeing “articles” like this on the AVClub confirms it’s over.

I love the flag so much... It would be impossible for another person to love the flag as much as I love the flag. I LOVE THE FLAG SO FUCKING MUCH! I just want to take it out to dinner. Stare into it’s twinkling eyes over a bottle of pinot noir and some... Oh, I don’t care what we eat. The flag and I will walk…

Yes. And that’s why The Day the Clown Cried must never be released!

They’re right. However none of this is funny.

Beck has a single called “Defriended.” Which is a really bad name for a song. But the song actually really good.

**After being fired for “gross incompetence” Outspacer screamed at a street sign and unleashed a fierce barrage of spitballs into a near-empty parking lot.**

Jerusalem has a University of Alabama store? That’s completely absurd yet somehow makes alot of sense.

My first car was an ‘86 Crown Vic. It didn’t make me feel like royalty at all. Yeah, you could fit a dozen of your best friends in the thing. But you weren’t going to get very far with them, and you weren’t going to get their in a hurry.

I’m rereading one of my top three favorite books- Samuel Beckett’s three novels Molloy, Malone Dies, and The Unnamable. It feels so unasumming at first, and then hits you with lines like “Here’s your porridge, eat while it’s boiling.”

Does A Secret History of Twin Peaks flow like a novel? Or is it a disjointed collection of documents? I’m curious, and I love Twin Peaks and David Lynch, but am worried this sounds more gimmicky than substantive. Of course I’m probably wrong...

Shit. So many iconic roles. My favorite is probably Repo Man. It is scary how many people from Twin Peaks have died recently.

Well this changes EVERYTHING!

I saw !!! at Coachella in 2004. It was the Bush years. The singer went into a spiel between songs about, “Man, everytime you turn on the news it’s nothing but war and death. It brings you down. Sometimes it gets to be so much, I don’t know what to do? How do we stop all this violence? Sometimes, the only…

Oh, the clock was running. It runs for everyone, even you and m

Come on now,don’t be that guy.