Guy Fieri uses alot of Fay-go in his recipes because he has a side job as a rapping clown.

I’d like to think that if Spike Jonze had directed it, the rhino birthing scene would have been extended to take up the entire 90-minute run time of the film.

I really liked his mixed tapes and Summertime ‘06. But I haven’t been able to get into Big Fish Theory.

What am I listening to? Two words- John Philip-motherfuckin’- Sousa.

I grew up in the South and watched football for years. But knowing now what it does to the players, I can’t watch it anymore. I can’t participate in a system that celebrates players for a few short years and then leaves them broken, hurting, and confused for the rest of their now short lifetime.

I wonder if they’ll get the hint. Or not get the hint and ride Kinja down to the AVClub’s digital grave.

**throws fleshlight at dumpster**

I’m with you there. I prefer the redneck Alabama comma.

They’re trying to make us read the articles. What a bunch of assholes.

Damn. Can was such a great fucking band. Their albums Tago Mago, Ege Banyasi, and Future Days are masterpieces.

Carvey was on Norm Macdonald Live about a week ago. Check it out. It was a good episode. But all of the the episodes are good.

Yeah, sure. Hulu is OK if you don’t mind that their content is full...

You have nothing to apologize for. I’ve seen the Youtube videos of Peyton Manning feasting on the organs of his victims.

The A.V.Club:

I’ve got a lot going on right now- some big ups and some big downs. I’ve considered the options available to 41 year olds going through an early mid-life crisis. And seeing as I can’t afford a Porsche, I’m thinking about getting a tattoo.

It sucks and there’s no one single reason why it sucks. But the comment system is built for a few comments per article. Not hundreds of comments by many people participating in a conversation. And the presenation of aticles and abundance of articles from sister sites makes it seem like a generic aggregator, not a…

It’s not often you see a list with Propagandhi followed by Shania Twain.

Sand. We ate sand. One day I decided to make my own crawdad.

“This is disgusting! Who do you think you are, you sick f... Well, OK.”

I think they’ll find this lawsuit is nothing but gas.