No "Power of Love?" This list is bullshit, man!

"We shall overcomb."

Fuck this, guy?

I put the blame for this where it all started- alt comedy.

I'm sure it's a meaningful film, but I couldn't even finish reading this review.

I like this. In my birth year there's cosmic background radiation, which coincidentally is the name of my shoegazer-bluegrass band. Also, there's 'tude, which is the name of my quasi-bad boy Christian boy-band.

Haven't they tried selling bologna sandwiches? Millennials LOVE bologna sandwiches.

Ten years from now I'm not sure if books will still exist. Or readers.

Good for them. But Jesus, I hate that fucking song.

But you should appreciate how long it took him to planet.

Yeah, I think the advice should have been just, "You don't know what you want and/or are, but THIS is clearly not it. Get out."

If I'm not mistaken it's held on the second Monday in May.

Calmer than you.

When you think about it it's Hulk Hogan's fault we're going to be using Kinja. That's kind of weird.

You, however, are obviously a laugh-riot. Goddamn, how did you ever get to be so motherfucking funny?

"What the fuck?! What am I, chopped liver?"
-Guam

For me the most ridiculous video from this era was Outkast's Bombs Over Baghdad. But maybe that's just because the song itself is ridiculously good and defies all the laws of nature.

It looks ok. But it needs more Danzig.

"Keanu’s wet fart of a British accent?" Is there some other kind of British accent?

Gas Huffer was good. And New Bomb Turks are great. I swear that first album, Destroy-Oh-Boy! is up there in a league with the self titled Bad Brains album. It's got the energy, and it's that goddamn good.