FUGGOFF YA KWEEAH.

Unrelated but the most important news of the past 10 months- Norm Macdonald Live will be back on July 25! I listened to these podcasts and they are so goddamn funny.

I'm an accountant. If during sex I need to think of something else to make me last longer I mentally recite accounting standards. The difference between capital and operating leases, the two criteria that cause payments to customers to be treated as expense, etc.

**comes all over bank ledger**

Look. I like humor the same way I like sex. Dry.

I can't lie. I didn't vote for Trump. I was surprised he won and was skeptical of how he'd perform as president. But I'm starting to come around. This Trump guy is going to work out just fine.

I hear he has class like pink Champale.

Or like Jackie Brown. That is his best film.

In that photo, poor Caitlyn Jenner has fallen on hard times.

I want that job.

It will take place during the Cold War? Why would they set this during my last marriage?

First they cane for bath salts, and I did not speak out-
Because I did not know they'd get you crazy-high….

"it's definitely eyebrow-raising when people just jump from one relationship into another, like they're changing socks."

Is there some other way to change socks?

What a sad way to go. Especially at his young age. Hopefully going public with this background will help bring the family closure.

I was an aetheist until I read this article. But I have to say, these Christians are on to something. This is enough to make me convert right now.

It's not your life and you don't get to judge. You didn't read the article did you.

All I've read from Baldwin is Go Tell It in the Mountain and goddamn that was a remarkable and powerful book.

Both are wrong. It should be "based upsunder…"

Sure, but quotes about genicide are always funny.