You can't fap to a Tupac mashup? Amateur!

Hey! Wouldn't it be funny if this family fucked off and went away forever?

Pussy.

Yeah, maybe. But you see, the difference is Biden is kind of like your corny uncle, who's sweet to children, cares about his family, and is genuine. That's the kind of corny joke he should make.

**throws grenade into van full of acrobats**

This is hyperbole. They don't own everything. I still own my '87 Ford Escort. Granted, that's all I own. And my grandmother technically has the title until I can pay her off the last $75.

Whatever, 50 Cent.

That's right, nothing is free.

🎶 Trump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles…

This is just lazy casting. Anyone can play a blind person. However, if you cast a blind person to play the role of a person with sight, then I'll be impressed. Like, if you cast Stevie Wonder as a Formula 1 driver in The Asphalt Death of Fritz Glatz, and Stevie does his own driving, then I'll be impressed.

Tell Andy I'm looking for his brother. I want my $400 back! That Jerry-Garcia-in-a-pouch he sold be was bogus.

This is from GG Allin's short-lived stand up career.

I honed my craft doing stand up comedy on a submarine that spent six months under the North Pole.

I agree it's unacceptable they cast a non-disabled person for this role. This would have been the perfect role for the drummer from Def Leppard.

The Dickies never were very good. They were bush league. Also-rans. If anything it's unfortunate we're even talking about them in 2017.

Well, apparently their barnacles and so they're not going anywhere.

To get a Heisman-trophy-winning ex-football player off the hook for murder.

I hear Third Man Records is releasing his debut rap single later this month. It will be on a 5" diameter vinyl sphere to be played at 57.85 RPM.

In that header photo, I hope Trump had the decency to take a couple of Tic-Tacs before he started groping the flag.

Let's declare independence from Trump.