ME! ME! ME!!!

This write up is a bit misleading. The film is about John McEnroe playing chess against a tennis ball machine.

You could say this film is not… <wink> "set" to earn alot of money.

I'll be the last one. Just me and and a planet covered in cockroaches. Giving two middle fingers to all y'all. Laughing like a mad man. "You said I couldn't do it. But I did it!" And then suddenly having the realization, "Jesus, this sucks."

I agree with the sentiment. But this really isn't that clever. Sorry.

"Gross, this water is so WET!!!"

Speaking of Beck, where's that new album we've been expecting since 2014?!

Speak for yourself.

How is it that a fetish for possessing an instrument with the only objective of hurting and killing is not deemed an indicator of mental illness? These people need access to mental health professionals, not access to guns.

He stopped the show for this?

Can someone reach out to Terry Crews and get him on the ballot?

White Reaper? I can't understand why someone named their band after Jeff Sessions.

It's a well known fact that Al Franken has been abusing 'roids.

When is she going to interview fellow Canadian Ted Cruz?

It's an understandable mistake, ever since they put Al Franken in those exploding-car-chase movies I've often confused Al Franken with The Rock.

Being a punk rock kid, I despised Led Zeppelin for the longest time. Until I checked out these songs live. This is a great collection and I'll have to check it out again.

I don't know what that means but it sounds sexy!

Wow… this brings back memories. My mom used to tell me the same thing when she tucked me in at night.

And the prescription is… DEATH!!!

Google: Let's see… $2.7 billion? Oowee… Well, **pats pockets** …sure, I've got that around here, somewhere. Oh, you know what? It's in my car. I left my wallet in my car! Let me go get it and I'll pay the bill.