This is very thoughtful. Thank you so much.

I'd recommend editing his films down to the 8 funny minutes you can get out of them.

Sex workers are in it for the money. I'm an accountant and I'm also in it for the money. Doesn't mean i don't care about my customers. I do care. Some sex workers are going to be the same.

But what if your employer is a brothel management firm?

"Your a fagg*t."

What is that, yoga?

That's just nitpicking, isn't it.

Do you want me to pour it, Frank?

Goats are stupid, mean, and hardheaded animals. That’s why they're called "Nature's President".

THE GOATS AREN'T FOR YOU!

They should get a friend and form a barbershop quartet. That's the mistake I made when I was 16.

Holy shit, why didn't I think of this?! I'm doing the same thing. I'm moving from the left to the center right… NOW!

I didn't realize Oliver Stone directed Stripes.

I don't know about that. Positivity really creeps me the fuck out.

I read what you wrote. You know nothing of my work. You mean my whole fallacy is wrong. How you ever got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing.

To be fair, my goal is also to be rich, famous, and crazy when I get old.

He should have asked Oliver Stone how Putin's dick tastes.

Give Oliver Stone a break. He's been confused and struggling ever since that lady from Pussy Riot broke his heart.

Right now I think "Cheree" may be the most beautiful and creepy song ever written. The way he says "I love you, Oh baby," he must be singing to someone in a box. Or a cage. Or a bear trap.

Go fuck yourself, troll.