I liked Luke Perry better when he was Tyler Perry.

She runs away from strengths. So she doesn't use her breasts on this album?

It would be great if Bono had a show on RT. No chance in hell I'd watch it. It's just something that I want to exist.

Crimea river.

When ever I see Ted Cruz, I go caveman. My only thought being "Must. Punch. Face!"

The other stereotype of liberals is that they are weak, whiny pussies.

Yeah, my bad.

Freebird may be so overplayed that it's become a joke. But if you can forget about that, then yeah, it is a really fucking good song.

So THAT'S why they call it swamp ass. Now I know why they gave me that nickname back in high school!

Great, I love a good romantic-comedy!

**orders a small fry, get's punched in the face by an angry primate**

Mention some of his credits, but not Up In Smoke? This is an outrage!

From that picture, I now know what it would look like if Henry Rollins and my accountant had a baby.

Nobel Prize? Sorry, never heard of it.

On a side note, we're all doomed. The earth is going to fly apart as we burst into a million little civil wars and the earth is torn to shreds by asteroids.

However, he eventually determines that songs aren’t really the same thing as literature, because you’re not supposed to sit and study song lyrics. You’re supposed to appreciate them “the way they were intended,” which is “in concert or on record or however people are listening to songs these days.”

Let's just say that if watch this, your name goes on a list.

Fuck Joe Paterno.

I think this slipped out during live TV because I expect he says that kind of thing in private. And he thinks he has a license to talk like that, for some reason.

No, no, surely that didn't happen. Only a sociopath would do such a thing!