Donald Glover?

Baby, Let's Just Stay in Tonight (and Fuck)

Sometimes I'll remember something from a movie and will spontaneously start laughing, seemingly for no reason to others.

Sometimes when I run out of scotch I'll have a Clorox and soda. But it's not as good as it sounds.

Yes! I loved that one too. And…
Six-year-old girl. Promoted to manager and then forced to fire herself right before Christmas.

Speaking of Ice-T, the header photo from this article is probably the funniest fucking thing I'll ever see in my life. http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Well, if anyone wants to join me my bomb shelter is stocked with a twelve year's supply of pork'n'beans, ten gallons of grain alcohol, and a few copies of Juggs from the early aughts.

That's right. Only 46.1% of voters voted for this guy. So this asshole doesn't represent the opinions of all of us. Or most of us.

Wow! This sounds like everything else they've done! The consistency!

Wow, so Jim Carroll found a new line of work. And came back from the grave.

Da dada,da da, dadada,da da, My scrotum…

"What was it like to be the second man to walk on the sun?"
-Ali G to Buzz Aldrin

Did you mean to post this in Savage Love?

Like in gym class? dont you mean everyone was crying and pissing themselves?

Thanks! I'm convinced that an album as good as I'm In Your Mind Fuzz, that both shows really talented musicianship and is that much goofy fun, would have to be the work of Satan.

Glenn Danzig, you've betrayed me. I believed you when you said, "I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch." But I'm starting to think maybe you are a goddamn son of a bitch.

I don't know about y'all but I've been a left-leaning independent my whole life. I voted for Bernie in the primaries. Hillary in the general election. But I'm starting to come around to this Trump guy. I've really warmed up to him. He's got some good ideas. Pragmatic execution. Trump is going to work out just…

What are we talking about, hepatitis A? (rim job)

BUT HE'S LACTOSE-INTOLERANT !!!

Is Decker funny? Is there one episode I should start with?