Decide for yourself. I'm OK with Chevy's joke.

Foxx's joke was disrespectful and not funny. The Airplane! joke was not disrespectful and was funny.

Danzig II: Lucifunkle

AC/DC were robbed when that lousy Nobel Prize was awarded to Bob Dylan.

I'm 41, went to college a long time ago in the South, and there was no concept of safe spaces or triggers then. At least that I was aware of.

…and Nixon never got to the point of actually being impeached. He resigned before that happened.

I've got some rocks in a blender. I'm running that through a wah-wah pedal. I'll be relaxing to the sound of that all weekend.

This article fails to mention that the two men were having sex when this happened.

I'm pretty sure Michael Cera has IDS. That's the only way I can explain his presence in things.

Did you find them?

I need to make a note of this. I get all my fashion advice from Mark David Chapman.

Sofia Coppola elegantly remakes a Clint Eastwood curiosity? I had assumed this would be a remake of Every Which Way but Loose.

Jesus Christ, another psychosexual Civil War drama?!!

I know, I was surprised. That one season on prime time, my family got together every week to watch it and have a circle jerk together.

Whatever, Rob Schnieder.

He's a lifeguard. And he goes by the name The Rock. This sounds like a sick joke to me.

As they are running and smiling on the beach, just out of the frame are dozens of people drowning and/or getting torn apart by sharks.

Bitcoin is bullshit. Cardboard is where it's at. I bought cardboard when it was 14 cents a ton. It's now valued at 16 cents a ton.

When I was a kid, I thought his bond was cool and funny. My favorite Bond now is Connery, but as a kid Moore was my favorite. RIP.

That's crass. And well played.