Ummmm… do you think somebody here owes you something?

Condolences to the heartbroken. Nihilism is a cancer on the world. And we have a good amount of nihilism in America right now.

Mouth? Wrong end.

I've not seen any of the new episodes yet but I assume this is going on the blooper reel?

This is a bit sad. I have fond memories of going to the circus with my family when I was a kid. It would be nice if they could have evolved into something for families with kids and both 1) lose the animal acts and 2) not turn into a cut-rate Circue du Soleil.

I think the memoir is a structure that works for him. I've read a few of his books and i never, "wow, and every word in here is true!" It never mattered to me.

This could easily be a nightmare scene from a David Lynch film- https://img.washingtonpost….

Those aren't mosquito bites. That's where the baby demons are boring into your flesh, trying to make it to your spinal cord, so they can get to your brain faster.

I know when my aunt was on death row, Muppet penguins made her walk to the death chamber a lot more cheerful.

Yes, but I'm OK with that. I'm not interested in David Sedaris for anything other than his writing. I expect his writing to entertain me. I'm not bothered by how true or false his books are.

I think the real issue is Trump has yet to string together a coherent sentence.

I dabbled in biopics once. Not in 'Nam, of course…

I saw !!! about ten years ago and it was a lot fun.

I bet Eddie Vedder is feeling pretty nervous right now.

Do you want me to pour it?

Spoiler alert:

That could be a show within the show. They could call it something like Ouch, My Balls!

On the one hand you're probably right.

Jim Belushi's in this?

Don't condescend me, man!