I did the same thing as John McAfee. Except I moved to Utah and became an accountant.

I was listening to this last night while on a long walk after a fight with the missus. Goddamn it is good.

Lars Von Trier's Antichrist.

You may not be worth soiling a sword over. You could dig a hole with your bare hands and pull the dirt over yourself?

Unfortunate day to be giving PWR BTTM an A-…

Trump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle.

When I wake up and look upon your painted eye lids
The world is your oyster, and the trash bags are your kids…

Meg Whitman's making TV shows now? She'll probably fuck those up, too.

To be fair, in the last line you did finally use quotation marks correctly. You win!

I think so. And unfortunately they pulled it off.

That's how they troll in Russia.

We didn't realize how good we had it during the presidency of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

It's a crime he doesn't do more episodes. So goddamn funny.

I always confuse these guys with that other band Flamboyant Rodent

His podcast was so goddamn funny. I wish he'd do more episodes of that. This will have to hold me over until then.

I can see a lot of similarities with Duck Soup.

It's like if shoe polish and burning hair had a baby. And then you ate that baby.

I on the other hand am a grown ass-man.

But to be fair, by the end of his presidency I expect all the books will have been burned.

You know the Trump presidential library is going to be held in a converted Hooters in Tampa. Or, a post-apocalypse cave.