I loved it that Dennis Hopper's character answered the phone not with "Hello?" but with the declaration "Check's in the mail."

Has anyone checked on Steve-O in awhile?

They should call it MEALS ON WHEELS and have it full of sexy car chase scenes. And scenes of people eating food.

"Attorney General Jeff Sessions."

Whatever, Shia Labeouf.

The original looked cool. For about fifteen minutes. But goddamn is it dull! I've never been able to finish it.

In (jail) Like (Michael) Flynn

What the…

Ummm… you realize Bernie Sander died on February 4, 2016. He was dead most of the time, and he still almost beat Hillary.

"And I'm not drinking water! If the mild elements don't due me in, the dehydration will."

I assume it was going to be Okilly Dokilly.

I, too, am a huge fan of Right Said Fred, Mr. Big, and Color Me Bad.

REMEMBER WHEN THEY SAID "DON'T EAT THE BROWN ACID."? WELL, I ATE THE BROWN ACID !!!

Will rich white males ever learn to get along?

Yeah. I'm not clicking that link.

Is stealing millions from Alanis Morissette now a crime?

I remember hearing about Colbert warming up his audience a few months ago and some one asked him what he'd like to ask Trump. Colbert replied, "How does Putin's dick taste?"

That's a hell of a description, I'll have to go back and listen to that one.

To me Green Day and Screeching Weasel are standard bearers for pop punk. And Rancid's sound is quite different and more varied than those bands.

I didn't realize GG Allin's cousin was in Rancid.