"I make all my life decisions based on what a dumpster fire tells me to do. And things have worked out for me pretty well, so far."

A better question is "Why does Alabama milk come in sieves?"

How did Alabama not make your llst?

I'm still waiting on his long-delayed comedy album.

Shit. I've been fooled, again!

It's an old bass. Sid Vicious' got the fourth string for his bass.

Freddie Gibb's Pinata may end up being the best rap album of the decade. I'll be checking this new one out, too.

This makes me think of my favorite line from a Tom Waits song. From Long Way Home,

Michael J. Fox could.

Kanın üzerine bayram yapacağız, kafirler! Ayrıca, yeni gelininizi satmak isteyen kullanılmış lastiklerin güzel bir seçimine sahibiz.

Limp Bizkit almost killed Slayer? Fuck….

Fecal?

"Legendary?" Hardly. That guy was a total pussy!

Don't be surprised if this leads The Rock to "accidentally" killing Vin Diesel with a rock to build publicity for their film.

Madonna was just a random celebrity I wanted to attribute this too. For the same reason, Madonna complaining about a countrified noise band seemed funny.

I just thought the idea of Billy Joel complaining about a countrified-noise band to be funny. And you gave me a platform to make my stupid joke.

Get off the Internet, Billy Joel, you're drunk.

For Your Consideration: We can make something you've never heard of before sound pretty fucking cool.

Is there some other kind?

You say that now, but you've got to see these ads! It makes that lifestyle pretty darn appealing.