Why not? I mean, that asshole who wrote The Art of the Deal is now president. Why not go on and relive the worst of the '80's and ride this nightmare-nostalgia to our fucking graves.

The "right thing to do" is to pay for the content you watch. But ideas like this make "the right thing to do" less and less appealing.

I had also dismissed Rodney Dangerfield as a corny hack. But I've been catching up on Norm Macdonald's podcast. He and alot of those comedians love Rodney. I've gone back and checked out some of his clips on youtube. He could be pretty fucking funny.

Also, I've never seen that Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck debacle I'm Still Here. To me it seemed like Borat without Sacha Baron Cohen.

I'm 40 and have never seen Caddyshack. I'm thinking about watching it tonight.

John C. Reilly is fantastic in everything he's in. The world needs more of him in films.

GENTLEMEN! THIS ARTS FUNDIN' BILL IS LIKE A MILKIN' MACHINE AND IF WE DON'T SHUT IT DOWN IT'S GOING TO RIP OUR DICKS RIGHT OFF!

I'm filling a blender with ice cubes and gravel. I'll be rocking out to that all weekend.

Sounds like a lot of melancholy and sadness with this weeks reviews. Mope out with your scrote out, I guess, you know? If it weren't for Cheetos and beer, I don't even know if there would be a point anymore.

Whatever, Drake.

It was gone by 1987.

I would consider "Authentic" and "Opportunistic" to be antonyms.

Are you talking about Trump or Werner?

My Jesus uses a wheel chair. So we don't go out on the sand very much. I'm getting used to it though. Kind of…

"…obsessed ex-husband whose plans to reunite with his former wife get hijacked when his widowed dad dragoons him onto a cruise."

I'm so excited about the visible emoji tattoos I'm getting this weekend. These are going to be timeless!

Yes, it's going to be the best film of the last 1,000 years. it's going to be like the baby of The Godfather and Annie Hall. It's going to win all of the Oscars. It's going to win all of the Nobel's too. It will be the first film to be given a permanent seat on the UN Security Council.

Go sleep it off, Ringo.

WHAT??!!! FUCKERS STOLE MY IDEA!!!

"Urkel."