I am a dad. My "Waiting Room" was by Fugazi. And I can with all the sincerity and passion in my soul pinpoint my "Waiting Room" as the single most important song in my life.

I am a patient boy.

The first question got me to thinking… During sex, for how long (minutes) do women typical enjoy PIV intercourse? I think men are taught to act like porn stars and be in there for as long as they can stand it. But of course that's not what most women actually want.

Damn, when's that new Pussy Riot coming out?

In a grocery store in Japan there was a sign up in the meat department that read "Nice to meat you!" I wish I had gotten a picture of that.

I'm an insane liberal and I find this entertaining. Like watching a dumpster fire. And that dumpster holds all of our worldly possessions.

Holy fuck.

I bet Mit Romney feels pretty stupid right now.

**confused**

You know it won't be legally recognized until she wakes from the coma.

Did Axl get a facelift?

I wasn't aware treason had been legalized.

See also, Trump.

Do you see the ad with the guy sticking his penis in a blowdryer? That's part of the closeted-christian-anti-gay-super-secret-totally-queer conspiracy.

On Google news there's a new section called Executive Orders. And I'm looking at it right now and the last article in the section called Executive Orders is from Breibart News and the article is called "Google adds special 'Executive Orders' section to news feed…"

That first link to an article titled "Taco Bell to serve chalupas in a goddamn fried chicken shell" is the funniest goddamn thing I've read in a long time. I'm sure the folks at the Onion are kicking themselves for not doing that first.

Jill: You gave people blowjobs?!!

Richard Hell complains, “That movie just repels me and makes me shudder and vomit,” but isn't that what a punk rock movie SHOULD do?

When I first saw that header photo, I thought to myself, "Wow, Morrissey is rocking out!"

This was fucking brilliant.