Also, he's making profound, heavy statements with no comprehension of the impact of what he's saying. That's scary as fuck. And yet not a surprise.

I'm pretty sure the solution to all of this is to have Pussy Riot perform during the Super Bowl's half time show.

How did trucker's speed not make this list?

I've lived in Tokyo for 12 years. You put enough Kewpie mayonnaise or Bulldog sauce on something and it will make anything taste good. In fact I'm eating a shoe right now that's been slathered in the stuff.

Godspeed, HR. He's given us some fantastic music that rattles the shit out of my dentures.

This looks great, but I'm a raw foodist. So I subsist mostly on Fruit Loops and beer.

Her?

King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard has five albums coming out this year? I'll check them out. I have their album I'm in Your Mind Fuzz and it's really fucking good.

I don't know what you'd call this. A fuck-ton of skin, perhaps?

I see one episode of the podcast is about Caligula. That looks spectacularly campy, Spectacular Lives: Tragic Deaths- Caligula.

that sounds interesting, what podcast was this?

This may be bad, but it would be better than the Lifetime movie on The-Less-Motivated Menendez Brothers.

Things Fall Apart
Fear Of a Black Planet

"Beer?" Is that what you call this fermented cabbage I've been drinking to get drnuk?

Man, if I was funny like Dave Chappelle, I'd probably get so much pussy. Man, I wish I was Dave Chapelle.

When Trump fired Sally Yates from her position as Attorney General, his statement read, "Ms. Yates is an Obama Administration appointee…"

Trump will must likely be out of office in a matter of months. Then it will be President Pence. So no, there is no light at the end of the tunnel.

Mark Leyner was a screenwriter for Lord of War. Nicholas Cage paired with Mark Leyner should be insane.

I can't believe this review says nothing about how closely the arc of the RE series mirrors the arc of the Police Academy series.

You're complaining about this now? Have you already forgotten that "Fuck Chicago and fuck the inner cities" was Hillary's campaign slogan?