Sure, and he's going to be very busy on Super Bowl Sunday. But I doubt he'll be able to see the game.

MC Paul Barman, on the other hand…

Do kids these days like U2 and Red Hot Chili Peppers? If so, kids these days suck.

"OK, but can she take the piss out of a mattress?"
-Ivan Russovich, assistant night manager, Ritz Carlton Moscow

"Hey, uh, is treason a crime? Asking for a friend."

WHY CAN'T I PATENT THE SLANTS!?? THIS IS A VIOLATION OF THE BIBLE!!!

Norwegians With Ärtsoppa?

Whatever, Anthony Kiedis.

Whatever, Rivers Cuomo.

I heard Weezer plans on following them the whole time, taunting them and calling them names.

New Freddie Gibbs and Madlib? I'm in. Penata was so fucking good…

New Order- "Ceremony"

I think it was in The Filth and the Fury documentary film where Jones talks about how much he just imitated Johnny Thunders at the time and when he looks back on it, he's embarrassed about it.

That sounds fascinating. Horrible, but fascinating. I imagine it's a trashy, sensational read? Or is there any dignity and substance to it?

Go home, dad, you're drunk.

Would you rather someone else throw up in your mouth?

Your dumpster is on fire, Internet!

HUBBA-HUBBA!

Yes, Slim Pickens will be featured in both Blazing Saddles 2 and New Dr. Strangelove coming out this year.

You forgot me. I was Batman in my high school's production of The Crucible.