As a kid I too was initially exposed to music in my mom's car. Which unfortunately meant I was listening to a lot of '80's top 40.

Well you're definitely going to be blacklisted from my mule-rental service.

And I can't wait for the subsequent 6-hour long Wayans Brothers spoof of this film.

Look. I'm 41. And all I'm saying is give me that new Beck and the Beastie Boys memoir before I die, please.

If Hallmark would make a card that read, "No one is perfect. Happy Mother's Day!" I'd by the shit out of that card.

No.

Holy Shit, 2016 just died, too. When will this madness end?!!!

Теперь, если вы меня извините, я пойду заниматься сексом с медведем.

That's an unreasonable response to Steve Martin's comment. There will always be someone somewhere who is unreasonable. Fuck them. They don't matter. Don't pay them any attention

RIP. George Lucas has done it again…

Fuck. If celebrities can die, what chance do I have at living forever? I"m starting to get concerned about my odds.

Ultimately Star Wars fans are going to blame George Lucas.

My child would do this when she was first getting toilet trained. It creeped me the fuck out.

I got the new De La Soul and Tribe Called Quest albums. The De La Soul one was OK. I probably need to come back to it later and see if it grows on me.

Ok, so he was on meth. But how does Fred Durst explain his crimes?

GO AWAY! (oscar)BATIN'!!!

Did nobody else notice that the plot of this film is a blatant rip off of Caddyshack???

**looks at scum-crusted keyboard, feels twinge of guilt, Searches 4chan for security cam images of Uma Thurman buying toothpaste **

I've found that my limit is three months. After three months of non-stop oral sex, it starts to become less pleasurable.

Well I'll only be 108!!!