Did nobody ask Ray Stevens?

Death will be opening for shows across the USA.

In a store I overheard a pop-punk cover of Last Christmas. I survived, though for a few minutes I wished I was dead.

**Donald Trump, reading this review spits coffee all over his computer**

Wait a minute. I'm starting to think this guy does not take the presidency very seriously.

I feel for them. When will white folks ever catch a break?

While Kid Rock is obviously very clever, he is no Fred Durst.

**snickering**

DC doesn't know how to spell "croissant?" I would have that their word would have been "Jeasus."

Shit! How do you spell defribrullato…

When sarcasm is done well it can be funny. This must be the other kind of sarcasm.

"…it's an easy listen, so it's certainly good aural wallpaper…"

Go Tell It on the Mountain fucking floored me. It's the only thing I've read by him but it's really powerful. I need to re-read it.

Probably a more appropriate choice than Dave Foley. Though that could be entertaining too.

So AVClub is now competing with my crazy anti-Hillary redneck cousin.

Hey, y'all, speaking of books, I bought this one by Jane Eyre because of the cover. But after the first couple of pages, I'm confused- http://liartownusa.tumblr.c…

Trust me, there's nothing I want more in the world than to forget about you.

Jesus, man, capnjimbo's language was questionable but that doesn't make him a sex offender.

I've probably not seen Breakfast Club in more than 20 years. It probably is bittersweet. It meant something to me when I was fifteen. If I watched it now I'd probably think it's a shitty movie, and yet memories and the bittersweetness of the thing would probably tear me up. And tearing up over a shitty movie would…

The band name that always stuck with me was Kill You In the Face. I'm sorry to see they didn't make the cut for this retrospective.