Why wait until you're 84 when you could enjoy that high right now?

WELCOME TO THE BAKERY! WE GOT PIES AND CAKESSSS!!!

If I have one vice, it's that I do appreciate a nice glue from time to time. I've got an '87 CA Epoxy Bonder i've been saving for a special occasion. It's supposed to be Montard Estates Gluery's best vintage.

Ooooh…. Ceremony, good call.

Waiting Room.

OK, I'm hear to settle all of these debates.

That's what happens when you don't pay attention in gun class. You confuse your…


















LOCKS.

Little known fact- when the AVClub first published this list thirty-two years ago, both Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Jane's Addiction were on here.

I've had this idea for a band called Post No Bills. You could post your flyer on any wall in town. You'd get free advertising all over the place.

I'd like to think that Tom Petty's record collection is seven Tom Petty records.

Your uncle sucks.

**Dee Dee holds him down while Joey, Johnny, and Tommy kick him in the ribs**

SMASH THE STATE!!! Also, WHERE'S MY COFFEE, SHITBAG!!!

I like punk rock and punk culture. It is subjective as to what is and is not "punk."

That's great! I'd kill to get my picture with Lee Majors.

I grew up in Knoxville in an era when Johnny Majors coached for Tennessee and the Fall Guy was on TV. We were young and didn't understand what was happening on the show, but we knew that truck kicked ass.

Folks, I was knocked on the head six months back and just woke up from a coma. I'm not sure what exactly happened during the election, but I can only assume we're all looking forward to Bernie Sanders' reign of terror?

Clickhole merchandise? Huh.

Neither here nor there…

Glory holes?