I know you're joking. But if you consider these points, Hulk Hogan is actually better qualified to be president than Donald Trump.

About $5?

Brad Pitt broke up with Kanye? Now it's starting to make sense…

Give him a break. His spell czecher is broken.

The world always could use more Catherine Keener. I will be checking Homecoming out.

Your obituary. And it sucks.

Whatever, Jeff Sessions.

WAIT A MINUTE!

You totally know Trump did this himself. He snuck over from Manhattan, went into the park, and did that. Cursing under his breath, "damn rappers! Where's the melody? It's not even music!" I don't think he'll ever get rap.

Rufus: Jethro, you fucked up the swasticker. Again!

"I've never listened to a full beasties boy song outside of a Star Trek movie."

Better than boiled turnips? Impossible, I say!

They're standing up to "Totalitarian political correctness?" Wow, they really showed… someone… I guess.

Hardwired to Self-Destruct? Do these clowns think they're Dead Boys-like nihilists? Stiv Bators would eat these guys lunch.

"Didgeridon't, muthafucka!!!"

Q: What do Sid Vicious and Donald Trump have in common?

I've been looking for that model. It would pair well with my handle-less sword.

Are you a member of the Elector College? If so, can you get your buddies to do the same?

"Dad! I've decided to get into the family business."

Don't blame me, I voted for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.