Thank you for making this clarification.

But you know what is funny? Norm Macdonald's podcast. I've been catching up on old episodes and holy shit is it funny.

I don't know if this is the place for this, but I thought "cyber-bullying" meant building a robot to harass your enemies. Well, I just found out it means something completely different. And that $60 I spent on that robotics seminar is now $60 down the shitter. This is bullshit!

**Watching his children eat cigarette butts out of an ashtray**

It sounds more watchable than The Comedy. So I guess it has that going for it.

IS NOTHING SACRED?!!!

Bacon Coffee Jam is a jam flavored with bacon and coffee, made on the continent, that will cost you 3x what it used to cost when you were in the EU. As an Englishman.

My secret to a great grilled cheese sandwich is I boil the sandwich. I don't actually grill it.

You don't find her thighs too chunky?

I'd love to see a whole movie of this kind of thing. Farmer yelling about farming, mechanic yelling about cars, dentist yelling about teeth, etc.

I blame Bernie Sanders. I blame Bernie Sanders for everything. "Feel the 'Bern?!' 'Bern' it to the fucking ground!!!"

The yellow ribbons are for the young people, to show I care. The orange ribbons are for their companions.

The original cover to that album may be one of the best album covers ever. That guy's got it all- mullet, moustache, and a girl.

Goddamn I hope that Beck album gets released. His string of one-off singles over the past few years has been really good. I especially liked Defriended (despite it's horrible name).

When I was a kid I trained my dog to run into the 7/11 and steal me bags of Cheetos. So in alot of ways i think you could say Aisholpan is like a Kazakhstani version of me.

I've been a vegetarian for 24 years. Meat is gross. Fuck this shit.

You know who says "I'm not a robot?"

El-P said that? I've been saying that for years.

Not that I'm aware of. But there is Gary Coppola's Towing and Drywall service. They do a horrible job. But Gary always brings a little dope, so at least you' know you're going to get high.

Now that's ridiculous. Twitter is obviously an online fan club for fans of Jeff Tweedy who cannot spell.