I feel like I’m losing my mind, here.

If you’ve got really long, wispy chest hair, maybe give it a trim. But, you’re a man, and while leaving too many buttons open is tacky, if a single open button shows some fur, embrace that. It lets them know you’re an adult.

If you’ve got really long, wispy chest hair, maybe give it a trim. But, you’re a man, and while leaving too many…

I don’t think Haisley was seriously suggesting we seek this kid out to ridicule him, and I have no problem with posting what amounts to nothing more than a silly, sports blooper. That said, I can’t wait until we move past the “era of snark” since there is nothing easier or lazier than making fun of shit and calling…

“Even before Game 5, Haberstroh chronicled how sports scientists and trainers are marveling at Lebron’s unfathomable, overwhelming, workload.”

Given the Cavs’ depleted and atrocious lineup, what do you think Auerbach or Riley or Jackson might have done that Blatt hasn’t tried?

I know “SAS is unwatchable” is not a novel perspective, but dammit, SAS WAS FUCKING UNWATCHABLE ON SPORTSCENTER.

I enjoy it fine, but my partners don’t. Actually, I’d much rather go full bush, but out of courtesy to those partners (and out of self-interest), I keep it under control.

I’m pretty sure “Hot Take” has evolved to mean “any opinion that contradicts my beliefs” in the same way that “bro” has come to mean “any white guy having more fun than me.”

1) The clitoris is part of the vulva.

Alliteration: For when puns are just too sophisticated.

“But you shaving for your partners is not a courtesy, but a reflection of your own preference.”

Firstly, the clitoris is part of the vulva.

I agree the expectations are greater. Part of that is tied to traditional, patriarchal expectations, and part of it is because the dick has no hair on it, while the vulva does.

I understand what you’re saying, but I’m not sure how it’s consistent for you to expect your partner to wash and keep clean their pubic hair, but then argue about the unfairness of somebody preferring their partner to also trim or shave their pubic hair. Both positions represent preferences (although yours actually…

I agree that it’s not nice to give ultimatums to people about how they maintain their pubic hair, but it’s also a fact that I find it much more enjoyable to go down on a shaven vulva than a hairy one.

Hef’s a creepy fuck, but your comment is ageist.

PROBLEMATIC! PROBLEMATIC! PROBLEMATIC!

Eh. Is Michael Jordan currently known more for his athletic achievements, or his role on a very popular reality show?

Tell you what, buddy; since you’ve gone to the trouble of creating three different burner accounts in the last 10 minutes, to post the same comment over and over again, I’m going to reward your pathetic perseverance by not dismissing this one and replying to bring you out of the gray.

I know that you’ve earned a reputation as a guy who’s often wrong but always sure of his opinions, but in light of how Barca’s season turned out, this comment really cements it.