Firstly, the clitoris is part of the vulva.

I agree the expectations are greater. Part of that is tied to traditional, patriarchal expectations, and part of it is because the dick has no hair on it, while the vulva does.

I understand what you’re saying, but I’m not sure how it’s consistent for you to expect your partner to wash and keep clean their pubic hair, but then argue about the unfairness of somebody preferring their partner to also trim or shave their pubic hair. Both positions represent preferences (although yours actually…

I agree that it’s not nice to give ultimatums to people about how they maintain their pubic hair, but it’s also a fact that I find it much more enjoyable to go down on a shaven vulva than a hairy one.

Hef’s a creepy fuck, but your comment is ageist.

PROBLEMATIC! PROBLEMATIC! PROBLEMATIC!

Eh. Is Michael Jordan currently known more for his athletic achievements, or his role on a very popular reality show?

Tell you what, buddy; since you’ve gone to the trouble of creating three different burner accounts in the last 10 minutes, to post the same comment over and over again, I’m going to reward your pathetic perseverance by not dismissing this one and replying to bring you out of the gray.

I know that you’ve earned a reputation as a guy who’s often wrong but always sure of his opinions, but in light of how Barca’s season turned out, this comment really cements it.

Am I wrong that all of these “Which X is Best” polls is really just a tally that actually answers the question “Which X Do You Own/Use?”

Am I wrong that all of these “Which X is Best” polls is really just a tally that actually answers the question…

It’s very simple. You see, Mix was born in Norway, which is considered part of Northern Europe. The Netherlands are also part of Northern Europe, and in the Netherlands, bicycles are very popular. Therefore, this was a bicycle kick.

Bicycle kick? Where?

And curing cancer “still boils down” to pipetting liquid into a test tube and looking through a microscope. What’s your point?

Puh-lease.

I guess I could have been clearer. When I said there was an advantage to those who enjoyed “exercising,” I meant those enjoyed exerting themselves. I don’t imagine our hunter-gatherer ancestors were doing Jazzercise or Crossfit, but the ones that enjoyed chopping wood or participating in exhausting hunts were the ones…

To be clear, I’m not suggesting that Jenner is undeserving. I think it’s the case both that she’s deserving and ESPN is trying to capitalize on her fame. Had some other athlete transitioned, but who wasn’t part of the world’s most famous reality family, I’m not sure ESPN would recognize that person.

Giving the award to Mandela was also a cynical attempt to generate attention for themselves.

I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

I didn’t realize she was no longer covering sports. Shows you how much ESPN I’ve been watching.

Covering sports doesn’t count as being “actively involved?”